• Made & fed Lokie a bottle
• Made pancakes & fed myself and both kids
• Unloaded dishwasher
• Washed dishes
• Got myself & both kids dressed
• Went for a walk around the neighborhood
• Pushed Lokie in swing
• Sprayed a coat of paint on a bench
• Put Lokie down for nap
• Took a shower & got dressed (again)
• Made blue play doh
• Had 47 pretend birthday parties, complete with singing, licking icing off candles & eating play doh birthday cake
• Wrote a short blog post
• Answered emails
• Tried to figure out why bank balance is swiftly approaching zero (again)
• Made lunch & fed myself and both kids
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Is it any wonder that I feel like it should be 4:00 pm by now, look at the clock, see it is 12:05 pm and think “Surely, you jest.”