So, this morning I was talking to Aunt Banana on the phone while I was making breakfast and cookies.  First I halved the pancake mix and not the milk, so I had to make twice as many pancakes as I meant to, then I put in 1 cup too many of flour into the cookie dough.  Later I was getting ready to dry my hair and had the hair dryer sitting on the side of the sink.  I had to go potty first (because I “go” about 50 times a day now) and, you guessed it, when I opened the lid of the toilet the hair dryer fell off the sink and into the toilet, which had not been flushed.  Potty water in the hair dryer = not good.  I dried my hair in front of the fan.  Although I was slightly afraid to leave the house (who knew what else would happen to me out there in the world??),  a trip to Target to purchase a new purple hair dryer, milk and pancake mix quickly ensued.  Perhaps if there were more than an inch between the sink and toilet, this would not have happened.
Dear Target:  I am ready to buy Valentine candy.  Where is it????????  All you had to offer me was Dove hearts and M&M’s.  I want cinnamon hearts, Sweet-tarts, conversation hearts and the like.  You have swim suits and Easter dishes, but no Valentines.  What is going on????

I thought yesterday, which involved a lot of toddler bodily fluids and laundry, wasn’t my day.  I guess today wasn’t it either. Seriously, universe, you are kicking my ass here.  Have I offended you in some manner?

Looking on the bright side I have upcoming visits from Juju, Aunt Banana & my mom, and Arwyn has a trip to Aunt Banana’s scheduled.  What will I do when I’m not changing clothes, sheets, and digging my hair dryer out of the toilet???