This is Why I Don’t Make Bread

Lest you think me some sort of domestic diva, I decided to share my failure, as well as my success, in the kitchen.  The no-knead bread that everyone raves about did not turn out.  It all started out innocently enough. I researched and read a lot before making this bread.  I printed out reader’s comments and HIGHLIGHTED the ones I thought would work the best.  (Anal much?) I’m thinking being well-prepared has diddley squat to do with being able to make good bread.

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I wanted the bread to be ready for dinner when my sister was here last week, so I started it the day before.  I let it rise for 18 hours, but it did nothing.  It didn’t raise at all, not even a little bit.  Maybe it was too cold in my kitchen? Maybe the bread gods weren’t feeling very generous that day?  Whatever it was, not a darn thing happened in those 18 hours, nor the 3 hours of the second rise.  I decided to bake it anyway, but I had some Sister Schubert rolls on hand as back-up that we had with dinner.

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It looks ok, but I think it is supposed to be a lot taller than this.  I haven’t tried it yet, so I can’t tell you what it tastes like.  I think I’ll take it to my in-laws.  They’ll eat anything and enjoy being my guinea pigs (I think).  I will stick with this recipe from  now on.  It was way easier, a lot less messy, and turned out well.  Note to anyone who experiments with this:  do not, I repeat DO NOT throw your dough-covered towel (or pillowcase) in the wash with a load of bath towels.  You will have gooey, baked on dough boogers everywhere and nobody wants that, now do they?

The chicken and dumplings, however, were pretty darn good.  I forgot to take any pictures during the actual making, so here is the finished product.  Drool.

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 My kitchen was absolutely covered in flour after all of this cooking (and a lot of “helping” from Arwyn).  It’s a good thing I have the world’s most fabulous sister who drove two hours to help me clean my house for my Christmas present.  Aunt Banana is the best!

December 18, 2007. cookin' it up.

One Comment

  1. Natalie replied:

    Jon has been drooling over your bread pictures.

    December 27, 2007 at 10:24 pm. Permalink.

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